BREAKING RETAIL NEWS!

This little media gem missed the national sports headlines - Thanks, all-powerful Tigergate - but did not escape my retail-minded attention. Pants and a shirt for $100? He clearly was not robbing my store. I would have let him have the clothes. The real crime would have been him wearing the duds in public. And then White would've had to contend with the fashion police. WEEE-OOO-WEEE-OOO!